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15 Banquet Meals, Ranked
And Barefoot wine to go with—ooh la la.
There are a lot of Banquet frozen meals at the grocery store—how could you possibly know which ones actually taste good? Well, that's where we come in. We taste tested 15 Banquet meals—from classics like Salisbury steak to their newfangled Mega Bowls—to find what's actually worthy of your microwave.
If you still have a masher taking up space in that chaotic cooking utensils drawer that never quite wants to close, we have good news. You can toss that thing because the best premade mashed potatoes at the grocery store are GOOD.
If you've been to a work function, a wedding, or a chain restaurant, you've probably had Barefoot wine. Well, we taste tested 17 bottles, so kick off your shoes and let us tell you about the only ones worth buying.

Frozen shrimp can be disappointing. But if you want snappy seafood rather than a mushy mess, we can help. We've taste tested coconut shrimp, tempura shrimp, and even popcorn shrimp to find the best for true seafood stans.
Calling all Sauce Queens and Bagged Salad Enjoyers: We have merch! Show your local grocery store you mean business with our collection of 3 new hats and 3 new grocery totes.
Knorr is more than just tasty gravy and instant Hollandaise sauce—the brand makes a bunch of easy, affordable rice and pasta side dishes. Don't grab at random! Read our ranking before you make dinner.
Watch Jordan taste test every Campbell's Chunky Soup!